1. Rajinikanth was shot today...
Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral...!!!
2. british, Indian manege bandu oota maadi kelda:It was so tasty, what special today?
Indian:Father's thithi...
british Rs5000 kottu helida tomorrow you do my thithi...
3. "Mai kho gaya hu, tum bhi kho jao..."
English translation:"i am lost, U ALSO GET LOST..."
4. Titanic tamil version:
Climax revised: Both hero and heroin survive, Rajinikanth swims Atlantic ocean, herion in one hand and titanic in another hand...!!!
5. "A man is lucky if he is the first lover of a woman"."A woman is lucky if she is the last lover of a man"
6. Ultimate insult: Heavy rain...In bus stop people were waiting in queue for bus...
1 begger came, collected money from every1 and sat in an auto and went home...!!!
7. Russians dug 1000 meters in the ground and found copper wire. So declared russia had electricity 1000 years back
Us dug 2000mts and found optical fibres and said they had telephone 2000 years back
India dug 5000mts and found nothing and said "We had WIRELESS technology 5000 years back:...
8. Once dinosaurs borrowed money from rajinikanth and refused to pay him back and that was the last time dinosaurs were seen!
9. Smallest c program does everything.
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10.Rajinikanth participated in 100mt race and obviosly he came 1st but einstein died after watching that because LIGHT came 2nd!
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